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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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