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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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