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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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