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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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