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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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