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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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