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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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