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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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