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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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