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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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