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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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