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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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