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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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