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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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