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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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