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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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