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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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