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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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