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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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