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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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