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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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