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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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