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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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