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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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