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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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