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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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