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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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