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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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