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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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