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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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