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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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