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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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