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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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