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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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