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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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