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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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