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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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