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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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