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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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