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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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