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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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