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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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