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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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