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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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