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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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