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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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