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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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