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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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