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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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