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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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