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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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