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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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