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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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